Friday, September 23, 2016

Things you should know about life

1) No one gives a fuck about you or your problems. You can yell and scream all you want. No one's actually listening; they just want you to shut up.

2)Yes, you are fucking alone. Any friend that you think you have will stab you in the back and twist the knife. That's what friends are for.

3) Family- family is bullshit. They're not gonna be there for you when you need them. And all this ohana crap- please. If you're weak or ill, they'll leave you behind in heartbeat and not feel guilty.

4) Animals are angels; treat them as such. They're the only ones that really deserve love. People can all go to hell.

5) of course, you'd be better off dead; we all would. People will try to convince you a magic cure for your problems. They may convince you life gets better- it doesn't.

6) The whole mental health field is full idiots looking for guinea pigs. They don't even see you as a living being. All they see is a fucking number on a piece of paper.

7) And doctors- don't get me started on doctors. They don't know shit. They think a degree makes them know everything. It barely covers what actual illness is like. They will never know shit until they've dealt with it.

8) Meds don't make you better. However, they make it whole lot easier to mask your true feelings- so maybe they're worth it.

9) Church is full of people who are lost and confused. They pretend to have their shit together and to know God's will for their life. But they have no fucking idea. How could they? God doesn't speak to anyone anymore. He's a silent God. The relationship is one-way.

10) Eating disorders suck; they can kill you. But they work. That's why people develop them in the first place.

11) The best thing you can do for yourself is take some sleeping pills, drink a whole bottle of vodka and take a fucking nap.

12) If this offended you, suck it up. Life is full of people and things that will offend you. Have you seen the news lately? Everyone fucking trigger friendly over race? Really, you guys? Come on!

13) Never trust anyone. You could probably have guessed that one if you had half a brain. Everyone cheats, steals, and kills.

14) I'm probably the angriest person you'll ever read a blog by. And I'm okay with that; the world is a fucked up place and I got nothing better to do then complain about it. Because I've been determined a helpless piece of shit with a bunch of fancy words that are supposed to describe what's wrong with me. Let me tell you what's wrong with me. I've always been a little off, but I don't like being touched, or spoken to like I'm an idiot, or trapped, or yelled at, or told a bunch of lies for the "sake of saving my life." I don't need fucking saving- I'm doing just fine- was doing just fine on my own. If you don't like me, great. Mind your own fucking business.

15) You're an idiot for reading this blog. It is not helpful in anyway. It kinda sucks. And its nowhere near as good as the rant I wanted to post.

Thursday, September 1, 2016

Countdown to Halloween Diet

Just a little fun leading up to one of my favorite holidays. Thought I would share. However its not completely my own; I found a Halloween diet plan on a pro ana site and adjusted it to what I will hopefully be able to do with my parents watching.


September 1-7:
Vampire
Vampires are known to not appear in mirrors, so this week, try to avoid mirrors. And the next week, when you are no longer a vampire, you will see how different you looked than last week, cause you lost a few pounds. You can only drink red things and also water. Vampires are only awake at night, so you may only eat dinner (under 500 calories). Seeing you are sadly unable to turn into a bat and fly, your exercise for the week is to do 30 push-ups, a day, and go running at least twice to catch up to vampire speed.

September 8-14:
Ghost
Ghosts are stereotypically known to be white and float through walls. This week, TRY to wear some white in every outfit you wear. Ghosts don't feel and cannot eat, so you must stick to eating light things, like salad, miso soup, etc. on Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday. On Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday you will eat 500 calories for dinner. You may eat one scoop of vanilla ice cream on any day of your choice. While you can’t float in the air like a ghost, this week’s exercise is getting in touch with you spiritual side through yoga- 1 hour each day.

September 15-21:
Witch
Witches are known for casting spells and brewing up potions. This week your main source of calories will be in form of soup, and tea. Your calorie limit will change from day to day. On Thursday and Tuesday, you will eat 600 calories. On Friday, Monday and Wednesday you will eat 500 calories. On Saturday and Sunday, you will eat 650 calories. All these flying characters! This week, your exercise regimen is: running at least 3 days, and doing 1 hour of yoga the days you don’t run.

September 22-28:
Black cats
Black cats are sleek and slim. So this week, wear some tight clothes. And you will be allowed to eat twice a day, like Tiny, and your meals should be high in protein. 600 calorie limit. Cats-most cats are known for their climbing skills. Go on a hike or climbing adventure at least once this week, and keep up your running with 3 days this week.

September 29- October 5:
Frankenstein
Frankenstein was created from parts of various human bodies by a mad scientist. He fears fire, so no hot foods, this week. He’s normally green in color, so stick to green foods this week with a 500 calorie limit. Frankenstein is running from fire, try to keep up with 4 days of running this week.

October 6-12:
Werewolf
Werewolves are known to be strong, but have a temper. This week, you will eat a lot of protein to give you energy for hour long workout sessions (you choose the workout plan). 650 calorie limit.

October 13-19:
Skeleton
Get ready for the hardest week. We all are reading this because we want to look like a skeleton pretty much. How do you become a skeleton? This week, there will be liquid fasts, every day that you can get away with. The days you can’t get away with a liquid fast, you must do a 45 minute workout session.

October 20-26:
Jack-o-Lantern
This week is all about pumpkin. From pumpkin bread to pumpkin seeds to pumpkin spice lattes. If there’s pumpkin in it, you can eat it. Other things you can eat: sweet potatoes, squash, oranges/clementines, carrots. Pumpkins can get pretty heavy; if you get the chance do some weightlifting this week.

October 27-31
Your costume
Hopefully by now you have your costume. Make up a plan that has to do with your costume.